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My Huge 200 Chapter Fanfic. Click to Read.

A few notes: This story is a rough draft which means it is full of imperfections.
Mostly these are tense changes and grammar errors. The story itself is quite established.
I prefer blond Vulpes, so that's why he's blond. This story was written before Honest Hearts was released so I had to go back and edit in canon Joshua Graham.

It's not a perfect story but tons of people have read it and enjoyed it. A huge, heartfelt hug and thanks to those of you who have stuck through this story, stood by my side and encouraged me when I wasn't feeling it/had shit going on. Writing this has changed my life and you all are amazing supporters. I couldn't do it without you.

I Am Tired And Stink of War Sequel.

The Courier's son has become an out-of-control delusional warlord and with the Courier gone from Vegas, it's up to an unlikely group of people including Follows-Chalk and Silus the Centurion, to save Salt Lake City. This story won't make much sense unless you've read my main story first. I hope you enjoy!!

Chapter List.

1. A Far-Sighted Colonel.
2. Yet Another Letter.
3. Dolly Goes East.
4. Post-Dinner Drama.
5. Dolly's Homecoming.
6. A Feeling.
7. The Ritual.
8. Words of Encouragement.
9. I Have Your Solution.
10. Dolly Hostage.
11. Dolly, Estelle, Chalk, and ....Silus?
12. Great Salt Lake City.
13. The Western Front.
14. A War on Red.
15. Footprints and a Centurion.
16. The Destroying Angel.

Welcome, fuckers.

Silus by MissusMarler Honest Hearts Stamp by Deathbymodding Andy Stamp. by leonkennedyisgod

You probably found this page because you were browsing for Fallout stuff. There's a slight chance it was something Resident Evil related though (hence the username.) This place is kind of like Old Lady Gibson's junkyard of fanfic and Fallout: NV art. The main novel--200 chapters of it--is organized within its own journal, and the mini fics have their own galleries. The rest are kind of anybody's guess.

Whatever you're here for, I hope you enjoy. Feedback is always loved and appreciated. Most of my Fallout content centers around House, Graham, Utah, Benny, and Silus. Those are my favorite aspects to write about, maybe because that's who I relate to the most. Anyway, go have yourself some fun, and feel free to request anything you don't see here.

Joshua Graham Addiction? Legion Lover?

From Mormon missionary to Malpais Legate to the redeemed and feared Burned Man, I've got your Graham's covered. Check out the Silus and Vulpes stories too.

The Axe. Joshua Graham's decline into insanity.

The Salt Witch, I. Exploring the Burned Man's one true love via an OC who lives near the Great Salt Lake.

Silus' Punishment. Ever wondered what happened when Silus went back to the Legion? Find out how Caesar subdued the mouthy Centurion.

Investigating Griffith Peak. A look back into Legate Graham and how he came about a horrible plan.

Back to New Canaan. Joshua Graham returns to his home after being burned by Caesar.

Andy and Silus. After freeing the Centurion Silus from McCarran, the newly-alive courier runs into him unexpectedly and the two converse.

Vulpes's Promotion. Vulpes nearly gets crucified, but Caesar sees his potential.

Silus's Nightmare.
A look into the past of everyone's favorite Disney-haired Centurion.

Ghost. Vulpes meets up with Ranger Ghost. This was a "random meetup" generated for a writing contest I lost because I'm too good.

Fancy More Fallout Short Stories??

I have a collection of random encounters from all over the Wasteland. Here is just a sample of more tidbits. I hope you enjoy!

Old House Blues. Based on the tech from Big Mountain and a personal love and adoration for Mr. House, this 20 chapter fic (my favorite thing I've ever written) brings New Vegas' de facto ruler back to life. Literally.

Christmas for the Think Tank. Purely historical, this is a fun holiday scene with your favorite insane scientists and their awkwardness.

Julie and the King. A short fic about Julie and the King. It was a gift for a friend.

Lydia and Teo. A fic focusing on two OC Fiends. This story ties in with Julie and the King. Read that one first.

Short Change Hero. A short Benny fic.

Leave No Man Behind. A look into Manny and Boone's past.

Mr. House's Gift, IV. Andy, Vulpes, Benny, and Mr. House on the topic of the Universe.

An Elder's Wisdom on the Stars. Jathis' Beetle, Nolan, and my Courier Andy.

"Dolly" is property of :iconmartym:
OC's Ogier and Beetle are property of :iconjathis:

A Christmas Poem

Journal Entry: Sat Dec 5, 2015, 10:22 PM

maybe I'll write a sequel for this year. 

'Twas the night before Thanksgiving
And all around Deviantfuck
Deviants were doodling, scribbling,
writing, except for one schmuck.

Leon Kennedy, with coffee in hand,
His desk too dirty, his tickbeard too full
When late that night, he got canned,
And so ended the great Leon's troll.

Some say was the Christmas spirit
Snuffing out the heart of the beast
But for whatever reason, his profile disappeared,
and Deviants everywhere sat down to feast.

With a dumbfounded stare and wink of his eye
Leon flew to the ocean underneath the night sky,
He sat there stroking his tickbeard of luck
Deviantart, he muttered, messed with the wrong fuck.

Satan's tongue holds no more poison,
Leon claim's he is god, after all
and for certain no heart is more venomous
as the Tickbeard's, after his downfall.

So while the troll'ed relaxed for the season
and settled in with their cups of cheer
toasting to the demise of the troll,
a horrid laugh sounded in the air...he was here.

Deviants raced to their windows in haste,
their eyes were wide with shock,
Leonkennedyisgod was back on Deviantart
with days before Christmas to spare on the clock.

They began to pray: get rid of this troll!! 
it was an earnest beg, it was a pathetic plea,
and just as Leon began to laugh and roar,
it happened--he got hit, with an arrow to the knee.

The second ban was a sure fire hit, they agreed.
An arrow to the knee was as good as a bullet to the face.
So with one final sigh they clinked glasses goodbye
to the biggest fucking troll in the whole goddamn place.

And as he was dying, Leon cried out to the ticks,
"On, Bloody! On sucky! on spidey and blix,
On crabby, on pincher, on Ulfric and styx!
To the top of dA, onto my Facebook wall,
now dash away dash away, dash away all!!

It happened that way, a Christmas miracle began, 
the ticks on his beard took flight somehow
and together they lifted Leon Kennedy's second ban.

So cower in fear under sugarplum dreams
and know, Deviants, it is what it seems
There's a troll of a troll in a troll of this guy
and arrow to the knee or not, he will never fucking die.

  • Listening to: some good shit
  • Reading: the gift of fear
  • Watching: ingenting
  • Playing: fo4
  • Eating: sour patch smarties
  • Drinking: agua


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angelic-noir Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omfg where the fuck are you. omggggg. Did Nena eat you too.
leonkennedyisgod Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2015  Professional Writer
angelic-noir Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There's this damn :devart: survey going around. Here's my answer to #15:

15. What is your favorite DeviantArt memory?
The time Leon got banned then unbanned then got banned again. He wrote a poem about it and I nearly died of laughter. Best memory ever.
kat1004 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am going to be making a screenshot comic of my current Courier, Syx... i love your stories and may make reference to them in the comic... if u dont mind...
leonkennedyisgod Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015  Professional Writer
omg YESSSS SHOW ME!!!! Id LOVE to see!!!!!!!!!!!!
kat1004 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that feeling when fallout decides it hates you and wants to ruin your life :c
leonkennedyisgod Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Professional Writer
wait what what what happened? 
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laceylolbug Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015
I have this habit of disappearing for long periods of time and then I feel bad and come back and re-read I am Tired and Stink of War because its that good. I finally beat New Vegas(and then Fallout 3) last summer. I am in the process of replaying New Vegas. I wanted to do things different but of course, the one thing that will always stay the same when I play is Boone. I don't have the heart to leave him alone. He has to travel with me. Hi! 
leonkennedyisgod Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Professional Writer
aw gee whiz that choked me up.  I'm really happy that you find the story good :3 sometimes I feel like the only person around who is still into Fallout! HAHAH!

I still haven't beaten 3.  Isn't that bad of me.  It just isn't the same....but it's not a bad game by any stretch of the imagination.  
I miss Boone.  <3  And Arcade.  And the King......HAHA.  

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII how are you?  I hope all is well! 
laceylolbug Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
Hahaha no its not bad of you at all! It isn't the same. Still really fun though. But New Vegas has a lot more to do. And I will always be obsessed with Fallout. I am so ready for Fallout 4 to be announced. Even though it wont have Boone or Arcade or any of the other amazing characters in New Vegas. 
And I am great!! Just working a lot! I hope all is well with you too!!
leonkennedyisgod Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Professional Writer
You might be getting your wish!  Everybody's shitting their pants about E3.  We'll have to see.  

All's well with me--same story.  50 hours a week because we're short on people.  Bah.  Anyhow, if you ever want to write Fallout let me know! I'd love to have another co writer. 
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kat1004 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I really ought to read ALL of your fanfics of Fallout... but for now, I'm content with looking at your Webcam pic thingy. It's awesome :D
BlueLionEyes Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Wow, you sure do have a lot of Fallout fanfics! Next time I have time, I will started to read. But for now, you deserve a watch. :heart:
angelic-noir Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I had no idea that this was a thing
Joshua Graham. Noms.
anxious-ammonite Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Professional General Artist
o hay sexy.
leonkennedyisgod Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Professional Writer
hey nigga welcum 2 da club
angelic-noir Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm not going anywhere. Get the idea out of your head and get moving.

Yes, Malpais Legate
Stephie212202 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
You're writing is so goooooood. :D
Seeing you're a huge Fallout fan, you heard about the Fallout 4 teasers? Survivor 2299? If so, what do you think of it? I think there's a good chance it's real. :3
leonkennedyisgod Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Professional Writer
 aw why thank you so much!!!! I'm glad you enjoy it.

I don't care much about the teasers....I will stay here in my NV land until they release more concrete info.  Whether it's real or not I want to know about the plot etc first.  
Stephie212202 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
I've been playing more NV recently; there's just something about NV that's more interesting than 3. I guess we'll find out Wed. if it's legit or not; hope it is. I would love a new Fallout game. :D
JustABoredGuy Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013
Hate to barge in like this, but the survivor 2299 site... It's just a big fuck you... Literally, actually, the site's empty now except for a video that plays sad violin music and a link that takes you to a 'fuck you' page that plays the Cars. 
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forestminuet Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
Just read "I Am Tired And Stink Of War" for the second time and it was just a good as the first time. :) Love this story so much and I can't wait to read more of "I Feel It In My Bones"!
leonkennedyisgod Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Professional Writer
why the fuck didn't I see this sooner god I hate myself...

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS COMMENT I am glad it reads well two times!!!!
I am so behind on posting I feel it in my bones but I SWEAR when the new year rolls around that story is going to move fast and be awesome.   Thank you for sticking around c: 
TutorVeritatis Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
Well... thank you very much for the Watch. A surprise but a pleasant one.
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